Help. I’m in love with Chess Player Susan Polgar
Dear Deidre: As an enthusiastic chess player and chess retailer called ChessBaron, specialising in chess sets, chess clocks, computers and chess pieces, I can’t stop Googling Susan Polgar and reading more and more about her. Sadly she’s barely aware of my existence. What should I do?
Aunt Deidre, there can barely be anyone on this earth who consults Susan’s blog than me. But she doesn’t even know I exist. I’m such an admirer of her chess history and prowess, and it doesn’t hurt that she’s kinda cute. How should I get her attention? In my store ChessBaron, I sell chess sets and chess pieces, and would love to do a set specially dedicated to Susan Polgar. As one of the Polgar sisters, she’s done so much for chess, especially for women that a designed set with her name on it would be superb and most fitting. Would that get her attention?
I like the other Polgar sisters too – they’ve all been superb in the world of chess – but Susan has something special in my eyes. To see her play with chess pieces on the chess board is amazing and it would certainly be wonderful to get to know her better. Am I asking too much? She’s such a lovely chess star and I’m just a lowly chess retailer, admittedly specialising in a superb range of chess sets and chess pieces.
Maybe if I sent her a little chess set from our range with my little doodles of love hearts - she would respond – what do you think Aunt Deirdre? Might that work? What if I engraved her name of one our special chess set designs, would she be flattered? I certainly would be - they are superb chess sets. Or, what about a theme chess set, perhaps with her playing one of her most famous matches – one where she was the victor of course? She would be the Queen. Who would be the King? Oh, if only it was me Aunt Deidre, if only it was me.
I think I’m getting depressed about it. I could never get a girl like Susan Polgar. But I just wish that she knew what an amazing person I think she is, and how much I’m in love with her.